If I am repaired, can we meet again for the first time, in all of the places I have feared to go, and then, again, in all of the places I will have forgotten, if I am repaired?



Wednesday, March 14, 2012

A Brush with Stupidity

I don’t know what the odds are of winding up with only Charmin flushable wet wipes, and Hanes boxer-brief underwear on your Wal-Mart shopping list. I am not that kind of Aspie.

I am, however, the kind of Aspie who makes it all the way to the last-minute fried chicken stand—you know, by the one-dollar movie bin, there in front of the 20-items-or-less lanes—before realizing the implications of purchasing new underwear and wet wipes… and nothing else.

It's amazing I have made it this far in life.        


  1. That's no worse than checking out of Kmart with a jumbo sized KY, an extra long sized saran wrap and a package of extra long shoe laces. It wasn't me it was the guy in front of me. I fantasized about that for weeks.

  2. I once saw a guy buy an entire cart full of boxes of band-aids and antiseptic. The cart was pretty much ready to overflow; it was kinda creepy.

  3. O.F... sure it wasn't you... wink, wink.

    Emmy... that's just friggin' strange, and very, very creepy.

  4. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhaahahahahhaahahhaahahha

    please let me say it
    please please can I?

    you crazy americans!!!!!!!


    just kidding.
    we're no better :)


  5. I'm amazed you made it this far too :) I'll be giggling all night about this.

  6. That's hilarious!! Now you got me wondering what i have gone through checkouts with that have entertained the onlookers..

  7. Hah! A funny insight into where our heads, or asses are! Pardon the pun.

  8. Heh heh heh.......I'll bet the checkout girls get giggles at a lot of purchases, but on a scale of 1-10 yours hit a 9.....!


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