If I am repaired, can we meet again for the first time, in all of the places I have feared to go, and then, again, in all of the places I will have forgotten, if I am repaired?




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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Goals


By the end of this year, I would like to ...
          A: Become more interesting than a frozen pizza, because, apparently I am not.
          and ...
          B: Have a bikini model’s beach butt, because my dog has more junk in his trunk than I do. And I don’t care how old and how white I am, that’s just not right.

          
          Next up: ‘Why I’m Checking Out Old Men’. 



            
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  1. stephanie claraJuly 23, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    I have to give it to you... you set your goals high.
    I mean... as far as I know, the only thing more interesting than a frozen pizza, is a baked pizza.
    So.... good luck with that...

    Ah and also.... it's not much use giving yourself the 'bikini model's beach butt' by the end of the year.
    The end of the year is winter! Nobody will see your butt anyway!
    See, that gives you 6 months more to reach the second goal!




    stephanie

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    1. Steven CainJuly 23, 2015 at 6:44 PM

      Technically, the pizza (s) in question were baked, so maybe I have set my expectations too high.

      Nobody sees my butt as it is, I need something more to sit on.

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  2. Gwen BuchananJuly 26, 2015 at 5:32 AM

    Just keep eating the pizza..lots of it... that will put the flesh on.
    Eat everything you can get you hands on. within reason of course. Your health is #1. it is something we don't think much about and take for granted most of the time.
    Hope you are feeling better!!!!! xo

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    1. Steven CainJuly 26, 2015 at 7:26 AM

      Pizza isn't on the menu ... although it sounds good. Feeling gobs better, thanks!

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  3. RollingStoneAugust 7, 2015 at 8:54 PM

    The beautiful butts here in the D.R. are intimidating to distraction. Latino butt vs white butt... I've given up. Good luck in your quest!! I get it LOL!

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